Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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