Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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