I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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