Just cropdusted the office
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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