i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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