i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
