If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
