yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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