the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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