based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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