Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I FOUND THE LEGS
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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