I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
