can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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