hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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