You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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