Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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