He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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