Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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