so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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