How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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