didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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