Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
