Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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