They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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