I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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