"it" just moved
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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