he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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