): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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