what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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