I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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