we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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