i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
