I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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