I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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