Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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