What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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