are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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