Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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