I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
In America we eat man semen.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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