I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
soo... how was my night?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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