Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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