I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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