he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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