We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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