Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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