I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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