I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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