so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
only you would photoshop your dick
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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