He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
she looked like the before picture.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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