Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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