He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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