I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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