I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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