well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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